What??! I'm just saying!

butchwalker: butch’s elf here! just went through the totally...

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 20:54:37 -0700

butch’s elf here! just went through the totally 80s entries that were submitted to our “summer of ‘89” photo contest. if you see your photo above, it means you won a signed copy of The Spade! i’ll be contacting you shortly via email to get your info so we can mail you your prize. also, congrats to Kimberly S. for winning the grand prize (signed copy of The Spade + a pair of tickets to an upcoming butch show of your choice). thanks again to everyone who entered…time to hide these photos in your parent’s attic again!

-butchself

p.s. if you didn’t win, you can still download The Spade off of iTunes or Amazon

getstooobsessed: “Mommy, they are just like me.” My oldest...

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 09:49:55 -0700

getstooobsessed:

“Mommy, they are just like me.”

My oldest son is six years old and in love for the first time. He is in love with Blaine from Glee.

For those who don’t know Blaine is a boy…a gay boy, the boyfriend of one of the main characters, Kurt.

This isn’t a ‘he thinks Blaine is really cool’ kind of love. It is a mooning at a picture of Blaine’s face for a half hour followed by a wistful “He’s so pretty” kind of love.

He loves the episode where two boys kiss. My son will call people in from other parts of the house to make sure they don’t miss his ‘favorite part.’ He’s been known to rewind it and watch it over again…and force other to, as well, if he doesn’t think people have been paying enough attention.

This infatuation doesn’t bother me or his father. We live in a very hip-liberal neighborhood, many of our friends are gay, and idea of having a gay son isn’t something that bothers either of us. Our son is going to be who he is, and it is our job to love him. End of story.

He is also six. Six year olds get obsessed with all kinds of things. This might not mean anything at all. We always joke that he’s either gay, or we have the best blackmail material in the history of mankind when he’s a 16 year old straight boy. (Take that naked bath time pictures!)

Then the other day we were traveling across the state listening to the Warblers album (of course), and in the middle of Candles, my son pipes up from the back seat.

“Mommy, Kurt and Blaine are boyfriends.”

“Yes, they are,” I affirm.

“They don’t like kissing girls. They just kiss boys.”

“That’s true.”

“Mommy, they are just like me.”

“That’s great, baby. You know I love you no matter what?”

“I know…” I could hear him rolling his eyes at me.

When we got home I recapped this conversation to his Dad, and we stood simply looking into each other’s eyes for a moment. Then we smiled.

“So if at 16 he wants to make a big announcement at the dinner table, we can say ‘You told us when you were six. Pass the carrots’ and he’ll be disappointed we stole his big dramatic moment,” my husband says with a laugh and hugs me.

Only time will tell if my son is gay, but if he is I am glad he’s mine. I am glad he has been born into our family. A family full of people who will love and accept him. People who will never want him to change. With parents who will look forward to dancing at his wedding.

And I have to admit, Blaine would be a really cute son-in-law.

Oh, Matt...

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:37:38 -0700

Kimberly: Are you a magnum? ;-)
Brose: Haha. I suppose.
Kimberly: Okay, we want to know how big you are.
Brose: I dunno!!! Big enough I guess.. I'm not the measuring type.
Kimberly: What-ever!!!!
Brose: All I'm sayin is ..... "I've been told........"
Brose: Haha
Kimberly: You should go masturbate and measure yourself right now.
Brose: No way! Ugly betty is on!

The L Word

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:35:03 -0700

is the dumbest piece of shit show ever. I can’t believe I invested 6 years of my attention to this crap. Give me Brian Kinney any day.

The Tale of the Two Jays

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:17:13 -0800

lerocksee: so
lerocksee: y/n mr jay
absolut stewie: for what. to have sex with?
lerocksee: yes
absolut stewie: hmm
absolut stewie: sure :)
absolut stewie: y/n MISS jay
lerocksee: :(
lerocksee: nnnnnn
absolut stewie: hahahahhaa

SERIOUSLY?!

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:40:00 -0800

Jason Mesnick is a fucking asshole. WHATEVER.

EDIT: to properly convey my thoughts, click this link:
http://www.bombombombomwooooo.com

Bobby Jindal scares the fuck out of me. What he says only makes...

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:16:38 -0800

Bobby Jindal scares the fuck out of me. What he says only makes up 49% of the fear. His face completes the pie chart.

God bless you, Dustin Lance Black.

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:58:14 -0800

God bless you, Dustin Lance Black.